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Humorous Quotes and Sayings about the Joys of Computers & Computer Systems

Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.
— Laurence J. Peter

The computer is a moron.
— Peter Drucker

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
— Sydney J. Harris

The most useless computer tasks are the most fun to do.
— Sutin's Law

The bigger the bore, the greater the knowledge of computers.
— Unknown wise person

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
— Pablo Picasso

The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.
— Werner von Braun

To err is human — and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
— Robert Orben

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
— Andy Rooney

Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity?
— Steve Polyak

In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would take many men many months to equal it.
— Unknown wise person

A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.
— Joseph Weizenbaum

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
— from 1978 Farmer's Almanac

Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?
— Walter Mossberg

Some things were never meant to be solved.
— Unknown wise person in response to above computer question