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BOSSES DAY POEMS

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Boss's Day is supposed to be the special day to thank your boss for his/her inspiration and support at work and wish him/her a great Boss's Day.

When is Boss's Day? National Boss Day is always Oct. 16. In 2009, National Boss Day fell on Friday.

National Boss Day was started in 1958 by Patricia Bays Haroski, an Illinois secretary. Haroski was not the typcial employee with a typical boss, however. She worked for her father, whose birthday fell on Oct. 16.

So, National Bosses is an appropriate day to honor your boss, particularly if he is your father and gives you preferable treatment over all the other employees.

In other words, this is the perfect day to stone your boss with compliments and to express how his/her encouragement, guidance, and, support has kept you from having to make excuses to skip work, having to quit your job and having to experience Career Success Without a Real Job. 

Not everyone loves their boss, however, and is searching for a nice bosses day poem. As someone once said, "Boss spelled backwards is [s]sob."

This webpage is directed at those people whose bosses are "sobs", or put another way, whose bosses are bastards, and don't allow them to have fun at work.

Instead of a bosses day poem, you can send your boss this link:

My Reasonable Facsimile for a Bosses Day Poem for My Boss: 

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Bosses Day Graffito That Will Substitute as Bosses Day Poems 

Either Kiss Some Boss's Ass Around Here Or Kiss Your Promotion Good-bye.
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My boss's drive is not love, hate, or profit. It's his need to have me do everything perfect.
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Tell your boss what you think of him, and the truth shall set you free.
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HARD WORK IS NATURE'S WAY OF HAVING A BOSS TELL YOU "JUST DO IT."
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Check out Funny Principal Retirement Poems on the Retirement Quotes Cafe.

Also see Retirement Poems on The How to Retire Happy Website

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One of the most satisfying times at work is either quitting time, reading Ernie Zelinski's latest book, or when you quit your job.

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After reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free you can quit your job anytime you want and write a goodbye letter to announce why you are leaving. Your farewell letter can be either serious or humorous.

You can add some humor such as stating that after reading the international bestseller The Joy of Not Working you have decided to take early retirement or a long deserved sabbatical from your career.

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THE WORLD'S BEST RETIREMENT BOOK by Ernie Zelinski

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OVER 250,000 COPIES SOLD

PUBLISHED IN   9 LANGUAGES

Purchase How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free  online with these direct links:

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A BOOK FOR THE RETIRED, UNEMPLOYED, & OVERWORKED

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OVER 275,000 COPIES SOLD

PUBLISHED IN 17 LANGUAGES

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